Stayed here over a weekend with my husband while visiting our daughter in Portland. LOVED our visit and the city, but the Hoxton stay was truly dismal. We booked a larger room which put us in the older part of the building with old single-pane windows in a corner on the 3rd floor. Our biggest complaint was the completely absurd street noise that went on literally from 11pm until 3-4am. We are not unaccustomed to city noise and knew there was a night scene in the area. We can live with that. But there is a country-themed club around the corner that seems to attract people in large trucks who demonstrate their manhood and ability to burn fossil fuels by competing to see who can gun their engines loudest and longest… All. Night. Long. After night one, we asked if we could move rooms, but were told (without any apology or expression of concern) that the hotel was sold out. We bought some earplugs that made things slightly more tolerable over the next two nights. We also waited over 20 minutes to check in while the lone staff person at the front desk dealt with an unhappy guest. We booked a king bed room, and there is NO WAY the bed is a standard king size—more like a queen. The bathroom was miniscule—one person at a time, with a sink barely big enough to wash your face, and one of those fixed half-walls to section the shower which means water splashing all over the floor, leaving a soaking wet bath mat. Outlets open inconsistently