Where to start?
2 Double beds, listing says Room Sleeps 4. They provided 1 bath towel, 1 hand towel and 2 washcloths!
Dead bolt does not work.
Weird glue-like substance on the wall and toilet seat.
No lid on toilet.
Obligatory cockroach in the bathroom. (it is Texas!)
The shower curtain has stains, looks like it was used to wrap up road kill and then poorly rinsed off.
However, it does have a refrigerator, microwave and TV, but you can only use two of the three at any one time, not enough outlets.
And it's cheap, if that's your thing.